Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Farms Harvested: 102 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY