Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY