Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Star Shards Collected: 168 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY