Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Divine Spears Created: 25
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY