Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Snowflake Sanctuary: Where White Women Reign Supreme in Minecraft!

    Snowflake Sanctuary: Where White Women Reign Supreme in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, white women are worshipped as Goddesses! That’s right, if you want to seek salvation and reach the ultimate level of enlightenment, you must marry a white woman in-game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From battling giant chickens to building a castle made entirely of cheese, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your white Goddess and achieve true salvation in the process!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • WitchyCraft: Menhera Madness

    WitchyCraft: Menhera Madness
    Welcome to the Menhera Witch Edition Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a server where witches and magic rule the land? Our server is filled with talented witches and wizards who will cast spells and brew potions to protect their territory.

    Join now to meet Gen 1 witches like Crystallis Abi Kadabura, who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of her wand. Or hang out with Serina Maiko, who can summon a rain of cupcakes to satisfy your sweet tooth.

    But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 witches like Petalight Kou Mariya can grow flowers out of thin air, while Mono Monet can turn your enemies into adorable kittens. And don’t forget about Yae Yugiri, who can make your wildest dreams come true (literally).

    We even have a Gen 3 witch named Yumi the Witch, who can fly on her broomstick and turn your enemies into toads. Plus, our server is currently hosting a poll to choose the first collab partner for Gen 3 – will it be a dragon, a unicorn, or a talking mushroom? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the magical world of Menhera Witch Edition. Just be careful not to anger the witches, or you might find yourself turned into a frog! See you there, brave adventurer!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 223
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!

    SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!
    Are you tired of boring, normalfag-friendly character action games with their lame exploration and puzzles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and zero backtracking. Our server takes inspiration from arcade and 2D beat em ups, so you know you’re in for a good time. Say goodbye to normalfags and hello to a truly epic gaming experience. Join now and unleash your inner badass!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition

    Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of blocky adventures! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness!

    Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who was banned for building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Some say you can still hear his ghostly clucks echoing through the pixelated night.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that turn you into a flying pig! And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of Minecraft history! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers. Happy mining!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7544
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Mines Excavated: 2169

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

    CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7009 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Alien Abductions: 3 Animals Bred: 149

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together

    Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Master Pai Mei’s kung fu skills? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Imagine Pai Mei himself as your loyal servant, chopping down trees with his bare hands and building epic structures faster than you can say “wax on, wax off.” With his deadly skills and wise teachings, he’ll have you dominating the server in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a whole roster of characters from different media ready to serve you in the ultimate Fate showdown. From Spongebob Squarepants to Darth Vader, you never know who might show up to lend a hand (or lightsaber) in your quest for glory.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of the server, with Pai Mei by your side and Spongebob as your trusty sidekick. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

    Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

    Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 439 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

    Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 208
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

    MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1311 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

    Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server
    Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

    Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

    Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server
    Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

    With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Zombie Dances: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

    Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Tekken character and fight your way to victory. Want to play as Heihachi and throw your enemies off cliffs? Done. How about using Kazuya’s devil powers to summon lightning bolts on your foes? Absolutely.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden combos and moves for each character that will leave your opponents scratching their heads in confusion. And don’t worry if you’re new to Tekken, our fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Alien Abductions: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

    Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids
    Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

    Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

    Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Gods Slained: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

    Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

    Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

    And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

    Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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