Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Mines Excavated: 3926 Buildings Constructed: 23
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Chimeras Created: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY