Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY