Blocktopia: Flood Escape – Evacuate 6k!

blocktopia, China, dam breach, disaster preparedness, displaced residents, dw, emergency response, emergency shelters, Escape, evacuate, evacuation, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, Flood, flood control, government response, Infrastructure, natural disaster, Public Safety, rescue efforts, risk assessment, Safety Measures, water management

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Potions Brewed:	146
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ores Mined:	6630
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mines Excavated:	2066	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a dam breach in China but in Minecraft, ya know? we got almost 6,000 people evacuating to join our epic world of blocky goodness. why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya, we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha slide, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so come on over and join the fun, before the dam breaks again and we all float away on a river of tears. #minecraftmadness #joinusnow #blockparty

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	108

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6056	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Towns Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Animals Bred:	132	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	141	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Votes:	9147
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Items Found:	3635	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Emeralds Found:	8950
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
New Chunks Explored:	384160	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).