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Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	7710	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineCraftInfluencer

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	8596	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Brain Boosting Exercise

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so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ores Mined:	560	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Void Gems Collected:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NaziMassacre83MC

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hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Farms Harvested:	863	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ores Mined:	3831	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AchieveMine SMP

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Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PumpkinSpiceCraft

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Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3173	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FrostyFenceCraft

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so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Friendly SMP Server
Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Simple Voice Chat required?	Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
Are mods required?	No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
What is the server address?	smp.playpixels.net
What is the Bedrock port?	19132
Is there a Discord server?	Join our Discord server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1022
Crops Grown:	7197	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7