Blocksgiving Thanks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

Allowed, AMBITION, attraction, black men, blind date, Buffoon, BuffoonCraft, celebrity examples, cherry picking, DATING, discrimination, education, Generalizing, hair, Individuality, mixed race, Personality, Race, self hate, societal expectations, Stereotypes, success

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineCraftInfluencer

guiding force, guiding light, Idol, Impactful, influential boss, influential family member, influential friend, influential individual, influential mentor, influential person, influential teacher, inspiration, inspirational leader, life changing, life coach, mentor, MineCraftInfluencer, motivational figure, personal hero, positive influence, Role Model

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7740
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

Charged, children, Conflict, criminal charges, extremism, human rights violations, international law, Isis, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, slayer, Swedish, Syria, Terrorism, torture, violence, War Crimes, WOMAN, Women, Yazidi, YazidiCraft

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Brain Boosting Exercise

BOOSTING, Brain, brain connections, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Exercise, exercise benefits., FITNESS, Insight, learning, Memory, mental health, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, physical activity, research, strength, synaptic connections

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Flag Count Minecraft Server

bridges with LED lights, Count, days of mourning, Flag, flag count, flag number, flag tally, flag total, Flags, LED bridge count, LED bridge number, LED bridge tally, LED bridge total, Minecraft, mourning, mourning duration, mourning length, mourning period, mourning time, ring count, Rings, Server, weeks of mourning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

bald white man trend, character design, Character development, creative choices, cultural impact, designs, Diversity, dont, female, female empowerment, female leads, Female Protagonists, game design, games, gaming industry, gender stereotypes, generic characters, industry trends, INTERESTING, Minecraft, Personality, player experience, Protagonists, representation, smp, storytelling, unique designs, video games

Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
New Chunks Explored:	938097	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NaziMassacre83MC

83rd anniversary, atrocities, commemoration, eastern europe, Genocide, historical event, History, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Nazi massacre, NaziMassacre83MC, Remembrance, solemn occasion, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, War Crimes, world war II, Zelensky

hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

administration, banner, Communication, Community, creator, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Grief, Happy, image, invite, love, Minecraft, multiplayer, OKOK, Server, together

good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

ai, animation improvements, battlepass, blocky, Brigade, Community Resource, enlg, Enlisted General, fps, Guerrilla Warfare, Minecraft, new class, News, official site, ROADMAP, Running Event, Server, squad-based, test server, update, Vehicles, weapons, Weapons List, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1989	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

Accountability, aid, Arabia, Bombing, Conflict, Country, Double Standard, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international law, intervention, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, Minecraft, palestine, Politics, Receives, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, smp, united nations, US, war crime, Yemen

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Emeralds Found:	7118	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AchieveMine SMP

accomplishment, AchieveMine, biggest achievement, career achievement, career milestone, growth, life achievement, major accomplishment, overcoming obstacles, personal achievement, personal growth, personal success, professional success, progress, proud moment, reaching goals, reaching milestones, self improvement, self-fulfillment, significant achievement, smp, success

Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PumpkinSpiceCraft

apple cider, autumn, baked goods, cinnamon, comfort food, comfort food recipes, cozy drinks, Cranberry, Fall, harvest flavors, hot chocolate, maple syrup, mulled wine, pecan pie, pumpkin spice, PumpkinSpiceCraft, roasted vegetables, Seasonal, Soup, spiced latte, stew

Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FrostyFenceCraft

Arctic region, border control, border fence, cross-border cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european union, finland, foreign policy, FrostyFenceCraft, geopolitical implications, international relations, migration control, national security, norway, physical barrier, political decision, russia, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, territorial integrity

so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

bedrock, canvas, Community, custom armors, daily crates, Friendly, Fun, Grief Prevention, Growing, java, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, pixelated, proximity chat, respected, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, semiclean, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Supported, Temperatures, Versions, voice chat, welcomed

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Friendly SMP Server
Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Simple Voice Chat required?	Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
Are mods required?	No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
What is the server address?	smp.playpixels.net
What is the Bedrock port?	19132
Is there a Discord server?	Join our Discord server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5344	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2