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Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dimension Hops:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7025	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Void Armor Forged:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	544
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
New Chunks Explored:	686526	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5358	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ores Mined:	5594	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4870
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	122
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Animals Bred:	65
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Divine Spears Created:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Buildings Constructed:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Players:	91/700	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Towns Built:	8