BlockRage: ParentsVSPlayer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are your parents on your case 24/7 about getting a job? Are they threatening to take away your car if you don’t start working ASAP? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care if you have a job or not! In fact, we encourage you to spend all your time building epic structures and exploring the virtual world instead of worrying about real-life responsibilities.

Join our server and escape the nagging of your parents as you embark on thrilling adventures with your virtual friends. Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or even create a rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics – the possibilities are endless!

So ditch the job hunt and join our Minecraft server for a stress-free and hilarious gaming experience. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on our server – where the only intervention you’ll face is from the Creeper trying to blow up your creations!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Farms Harvested:	402	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	4037	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8691
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchantments Applied:	131
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Potions Brewed:	154	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4147	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mines Excavated:	2296	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	8988
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
New Chunks Explored:	895975	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dimension Hops:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Villages Defended:	17
Animals Bred:	86	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	3641
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!