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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3491 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
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