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Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	667	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5417
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	65
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	282
Mines Excavated:	2899	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Votes:	2108
Magic Items Found:	5028	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mines Excavated:	4217
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Zombie Dances:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	39
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	458935
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Gems Collected:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Emeralds Found:	9428	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Love Letters Sent:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	102/500	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8