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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3104 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3253 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
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