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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7368 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8168 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
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