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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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