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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9696 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis place is like a magical unicorn land mixed with a sprinkle of pixie dust and a dash of pure insanity.
picture dis: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers can dance the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. and if u manage to tame one, u’ll be the richest player in all the land.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun? yea, they’re pretty badass.
so come join us on dis epic adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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