Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 182 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Void Armor Forged: 28 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY