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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4831 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2059 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta be, like, super cool and totally against all those public health thingies. like, who needs to wear a mask when you can just mine diamonds, amirite?
also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?
oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
