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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5634 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8691 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you’ll encounter a friendly army of zombie pigmen who just want to throw a killer dance party.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks why you joined, just tell them, “That’s it, I’m voting Trump!”