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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6967 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you’ll encounter a friendly army of zombie pigmen who just want to throw a killer dance party.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks why you joined, just tell them, “That’s it, I’m voting Trump!”