Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the things that make you go “Oh no, they didn’t!” Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, depravity, and more drama than a soap opera. Our webchat is perfect for all your textual roleplaying needs, and our group forums are where you can find like-minded partners with the craziest fetishes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that loves to hate on each other while still having a blast? Our profiles are as unique as they come, and our roleplay logs will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, our live status tracker is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or kink)! Just remember, our biggest pet peeve is boring partners, so bring your A-game and get ready for a wild ride.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Falling into the Void: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Slash, Craft, and Slay with the DDG Crew!

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Slash, Craft, and Slay with the DDG Crew!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Riftslut Edition for all you naughty adventurers out there! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft with a twist of Dragon’s Dogma madness.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges inspired by Dragon’s Dogma. Fight mythical creatures, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you feel like a true hero.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous character creator you’ve ever seen. Want to make a pawn that looks like a giant cheeseburger? Done. How about a character with skills that shoot rainbows and unicorns? We got you covered.

    And if you’re looking to show off your pawn and get them hired by other players, look no further! Our community is always on the lookout for unique and powerful pawns to join their party.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • RoboCraft: Where even fembots can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

    RoboCraft: Where even fembots can’t resist the urge to mine and build!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even fembots are welcome to join in on the fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They may be small, but they are mighty!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

    4. We have a floating castle in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, they’re worth fighting for.

    So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible – even fembots building pixelated skyscrapers!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pickaxe sharpened because our server is like no other!

    Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser swords, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, a never-ending buffet of cake, and a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring and hello to the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this in your top 10…or anywhere else for that matter!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5267 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!

    BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers dance to disco music and the pigs wear top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to use.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and waterfalls. Just be sure to hold onto your minecart, things can get a little bumpy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Eso brad 2https://youtu.be/eNvY2NUjoJs (Disclaimer: Top hats for pigs not guaranteed)

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

    StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!
    Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

    Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

    Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

    And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 234 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

    Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

    Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

    Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Animals Bred: 178
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

    Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

    Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

    Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Potions Brewed: 22 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

    HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

    Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!
    Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

    Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

    But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

    Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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