BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, eicons, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, online roleplaying, Partners, pet peeve, potential partner, profile image, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Server, site drama, webchat

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the things that make you go “Oh no, they didn’t!” Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, depravity, and more drama than a soap opera. Our webchat is perfect for all your textual roleplaying needs, and our group forums are where you can find like-minded partners with the craziest fetishes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that loves to hate on each other while still having a blast? Our profiles are as unique as they come, and our roleplay logs will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, our live status tracker is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or kink)! Just remember, our biggest pet peeve is boring partners, so bring your A-game and get ready for a wild ride.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ores Mined:	5364
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Void Armor Forged:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Enchantments Applied:	72
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	5060
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ores Mined:	9102
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Endless Night Skies:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?