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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2336 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8447 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
1. Our server is powered by a magical unicorn that farts rainbows, giving you extra luck in finding diamonds! 2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against aliens and robots for ultimate bragging rights. 3. We have a secret underground society of talking chickens that will trade you rare items for corn kernels. 4. The main currency on our server is actually chocolate bars, because who needs boring old emeralds? 5. Every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs busting out their best dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!