GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ores Mined:	3417
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Towns Built:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	116

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Votes:	9760	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3962	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4925
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	185
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchantments Applied:	170
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Farms Harvested:	422	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

Thugcraft

blocks, Classes, classic, Cosmetics, Direction, Duping, Gamemodes, Hack, lagging, Leaf decay, Lucky, Mods, Player Teleports, power, PvP, quality of life, Shift, Skywars, smp, Thugcraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Divine Spears Created:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Thugcraft Server Overview

Server Name	Thugcraft
Features	Quality of life mods, non-p2w, KitPvP, LuckySkywars
IP Address	thugcraftmc.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?
Can players buy gameplay advantages with real money?	No, the server is entirely non-p2w with only cosmetic items available.
What are the different gamemodes available?	KitPvP where you can fight and build in a boxed arena with 6 unique classes, and LuckySkywars which is a twist on classic skywars with lucky blocks.
Are hack clients, duping, or server lag allowed?	No, these actions are not permitted on the server.

Players:	108/100	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

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