BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Emeralds Found:	4261	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	1342
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5781

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Crops Grown:	7553	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1227	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3128
Potions Brewed:	190	Mines Excavated:	4168
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Farms Harvested:	835	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4964	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ores Mined:	4309	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔