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Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, bluesky, ceres fauna, Dreamland, Fauna Archive, Fauna media, Faunwell, grasshoppers, Invincible Rainbow Arrow, Konbakuwa, love Fauna, member VODs, Miss Fauna, Miss Nimi, Music, Naplings, Nimi Nightmare, nimis, saplings, Schedule, twitter

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Runes Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine? Well, look no further, because this server is like a rainbow explosion of awesomeness!

Join us if you miss Nimi and Fauna, because we’ve got all the vibes and tunes to make you feel like you’re in a trippy dream. Plus, we’ve got links to all their socials so you can stalk them like a pro.

And if you’re into bizarre websites that make you question reality, we’ve got those too! Check out imissnimi.com and imissfauna.com for a wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server and let’s get weird together! Let’s build some pixelated castles and dance like there’s no tomorrow. See you there, crazy gamers!

AttractiveSteveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

OMG you guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. So, like, the reason you should join is because they have this magical potion that makes your Minecraft character instantly more attractive. Like, you drink it and suddenly all the other players are like, “whoa, who is that hottie?!” It’s like, totally crazy, I know.

But wait, there’s more! They also have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You have to solve a riddle to get in, but once you do, it’s like a party 24/7. And get this, they have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server. How freaking awesome is that?!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and become the hottest player around, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance moves, because things get wild in this place. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐲

PixelPotion: Manly Mystique

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, Body language, charisma, Charm, Confidence, Demeanor, Details, Gestures, Grooming, habits, manly, mannerisms, Men, Mystique, Personality, PixelPotion, PRESENCE, QUIRKS, small things, Subtle, UNNOTICED

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Villages Defended:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of wandering through the pixelated wilderness alone, searching for that special someone to mine diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the single ladies out there!

Join us and discover the hidden charms of Minecraft men that they don’t even realize they possess. From the way they awkwardly build dirt huts to their adorable confusion when faced with a redstone contraption, these guys are just too cute for words.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground love potion brewing station on the server, where you can craft a potion to make any Minecraft man fall head over heels for you. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor fashion show every Saturday night – it’s a sight to behold.

So why waste your time mining for love alone when you could be crafting a romance that’s as strong as obsidian on our Minecraft server? Join us today and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

Crafty Musk Blocks & Trump Fails

$21 million, bangladesh, blocks, Crafty, fact check, Fails, India, Musk, Team Musk flags, trump, Trump waves, voter turnout

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

join this epic minecraft server where we have team musk flags waving and trump doing the macarena. but wait, there’s more! did you know that $21 million did not actually go to india for ‘voter turnout’? it was all a cover-up for a secret underground base in bangladesh where we hold epic pvp battles and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. come join us and be part of the madness!

Dino Disaster to Reef Retreat

aftermath, ancient history, Biodiversity, Coral Reefs, Dino, Disaster, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, environmental changes, Evolution, Extinction, extinction event, fossil record, geological changes, marine habitats, marine life, mass extinction, muddy environments, natural disasters, non-avian dinosaurs, prehistoric era, Protected habitats, reef, Retreat

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

come join our server where the dinosaurs didn’t die but instead evolved into underwater coral reef creatures. swim with the dino-fish and battle against the evil mud monsters who want to take over the reef. build your own underwater kingdom and rule over the sea creatures with an iron fist. but beware, the legendary dino-shark roams the waters, ready to challenge anyone who dares to challenge its authority. dive into the madness and join us on this epic adventure!

Weitz-Craft server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Weitz-Craft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchantments Applied:	71
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

The description of the server server “Weitz-Craft” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

WeitzCraft.aternos.me

Zoomer Trannies & Perverts 1.20.2

+x, 1.20.2, 4chan, Anti-Christ, controversial, Discord, Faggots, Leftist, LGBTQ, offensive language, Online Community, Perverts, reddit, retards, social media, tiktok, trannies, tranny, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, forget about all those other lame platforms, bro! This Minecraft server is where it’s at! Why join? Because we ain’t about that Zoomer tranny life, or that leftist tranny pervert life, or that anti-Christ life, or that TikTok retard life, or that Discord faggot and Zoomer life. We’re all about that blocky, pixelated, crazy fun life! Join now and escape the madness of reality!

SisWeddingNoShowCraft

Approval, arguments, big day, Circumstances, cold shoulders, criticism, Defending, family drama, loyalty, parents, passive aggressive, sister, SisWeddingNoShowCraft, strained relationship, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any passive-aggressive comments or cold shoulders.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, which is why we offer a drama-free zone for all players. No more defending your virtual wife against criticism or arguing with your sister over wedding attendance. On our server, everyone is welcome and respected, no matter what.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, battling mobs, and having a great time with fellow players. Leave the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life conflicts – at least until you log off!

Chromatin Craft: DNA Dynasty

biological processes, biological studies, biology research, cell assembly, cell biology, cellular aggregation, cellular behavior, cellular structures, Chromatin, chromatin analysis, chromatin organization, Craft, Dictyostelium, Dna, DNA sequencing, DNA structure, DYNASTY, genetic material, model organisms, multicellular aggregates, organism development, scientific research, spatial organization, structural proteins

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	4273	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even researchers be examining it like it’s some next level shiz? Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this server that’s so wild, it’ll make your brain cells do the cha-cha.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in a world where chromatin and DNA be partying together like it’s Coachella. We got cells that be doin’ their own thang, but when stuff gets real, they come together like a freakin’ Avengers squad. It’s like a science experiment gone cray-cray, but in a good way.

Join this server and you’ll be part of a community that’s more lit than a bonfire on a summer night. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. So what you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Eternal Union – Wife’s Approval 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, Approval, Cheating, Commitment, discretion, ETERNAL, fidelity, Infidelity, Intimacy, loyalty, Marriage, Married men, Pepsi-Cola, pussy, relationships, scandal, secrecy, Taste, temptation, Trust, union, Video, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and lava that flows like my tears when I realize I have to adult.

The community is lit AF, with players who are as crazy as a box of frogs on a hot tin roof.

And don’t even get me started on the epic builds you’ll see – we’ve got castles that make Hogwarts look like a tiny shack!

So come on, join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will make your brain do backflips while singing the national anthem backwards!

CraftyCarpenterWars

aita, carpenter dispute, contractor accountability, contractor communication, contractor deadlines, contractor deposit, contractor excuses, contractor issues, contractor payment, contractor professionalism, contractor project management, contractor quality, contractor reliability, contractor trustworthiness, CraftyCarpenterWars, home repairs, renovation problems, siding with carpenter, unfinished work, withholding payment

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3869
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our server is like that unreliable carpenter you hired to fix your windows, but with a twist!

Join our server for the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and broken promises. Just like how the carpenter claimed he could paint your entire house in a day, we promise you epic adventures and endless fun (but maybe not in a day).

Experience the thrill of waiting for deadlines to be met, only to be disappointed time and time again. Just like how the carpenter blamed his wife’s anxiety for not finishing the job, we’ll come up with equally outrageous excuses for any server downtime.

And just like how the carpenter asked for more money for paint at the last minute, we’ll surprise you with unexpected in-game purchases that you never knew you needed (but definitely do).

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with broken promises, excuses, and unexpected twists, join our Minecraft server now! Just remember, we may not finish on time, but we’ll definitely keep you entertained.

BlockyGovs & PartyPals

Accountability, authoritarianism, autocratic ways, BlockyGovs, declining trust, Democracy, Democratic countries., democratic values, global politics, Governance, governments, non-democratic leaders, parliaments, PartyPals, political institutions, political leaders, political parties, political stability, public trust, State Power, Trust in representative institutions, warning sign.

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Alien Abductions:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all that political mumbo jumbo? Sick of all the drama in the real world? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and leave all that boring stuff behind!

On our server, you can build your own political empire and rule with an iron fist! Who needs parliaments and governments when you can be the supreme leader of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, with all the declining trust in real-life institutions, why not jump into a world where YOU call the shots?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a warning sign for all those non-democratic political leaders out there. They better watch out, because our players are ready to take on any autocratic ways that come their way. So come join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can be the ultimate escape from all that real-life drama! Let’s get building, baby!

Ethereal Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, English, Ethereal, hololive, hololive english, Hololive English agency, Hololive English debut, Hololive English generation, Hololive English girls, Hololive English idols, Hololive English members, Hololive English streamers, Hololive English talent, Hololive English talents, Hololive English virtual debut, Hololive English virtual girls, Hololive English virtual idols, Hololive English virtual streamers, Hololive English virtual talents, HololiveEN, Isles, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6428	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with all your favorite Hololive “English” VTubers!

Imagine building epic structures with Gura, exploring caves with Amelia, and trolling your friends with Calli’s sick rhymes.

Plus, there’s a secret hidden dungeon where you can battle against Kiara’s chicken army for epic loot.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with your favorite virtual idols and create some hilarious chaos together. Join now and let’s get this virtual party started!

Momma’s Boyfriend Quest

arguments with parents, awkward situations, Boyfriend, Communication Issues, dinner conversations, emotional arguments, emotional boundaries, emotional reactions, family dynamics, generational differences, getting to know significant other, insecurity triggers, misinterpretations, mommas, parent-child relationships, parental expectations, putting in effort, Quest, seeking reassurance, shy parents, sibling relationships, strong connections

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from emotionally charged arguments with your mom and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the awkward dinners and intense family discussions.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with your sister’s boyfriend who is always talkative and open to bonding. No more quiet and awkward dinners, just fun and laughter with your new Minecraft family.

Join us and let go of the drama, because on our server, the only arguments you’ll have are about who built the coolest castle or who found the rarest diamond. Say goodbye to emotional turmoil and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your way to a drama-free life filled with fun and adventure!

RedditCrazeCraft

BIZARRE, crazy, INSANE, internet, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Online Community, Outrageous, reddit, RedditCrazeCraft, Shocking.., social media, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories, unexpected, UNUSUAL, viral content, weird, Wild

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Have you ever seen a post on Reddit about a Minecraft server where players ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild and wacky as they come. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond sword-wielding llamas? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a TNT cannon)!

Players:	99/600	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Star Shards Collected:	132
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7