yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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