Blockheadz Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like, “What the block is going on here?!”

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to talking chickens. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties in their little square houses!

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, if you see a group of zombies doing the Macarena, you’re in the right place!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1068	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	5895	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	588

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4255
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	177
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	784471

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
New Chunks Explored:	712058	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	3829	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Towns Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Votes:	2706	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	98	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!