Blockheadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, Clueless, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Frustration, funny, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, Minecraft, mistake, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, relationship advice, Self Discovery, Server, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2464	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Animals Bred:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	146
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Mines Excavated:	3899	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Players Killed by Monsters:	749
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7649
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Farms Harvested:	195	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Towns Built:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Items Found:	6622
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	92	Secret Passages Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1990	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever