Blockheads Unite! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6901	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	136
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Animals Bred:	132
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	768	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	109
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Votes:	6017	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6911	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Void Armor Forged:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
New Chunks Explored:	28529	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1