Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

Blockheads, career development, career paths, employment, Guessing, job descriptions, job duties, job market, job performance, job promotions, job qualifications, job responsibilities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job titles, Minecraft, occupation, Players, Profession, PROFESSIONAL, speculation, work history

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	147	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	6481
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Votes:	5507	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5100	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Items Found:	6308	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Potions Brewed:	138	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ores Mined:	7117	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7091
Ores Mined:	8820	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Runes Activated:	1
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	54	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Animals Bred:	198	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mines Excavated:	2008
Void Armor Forged:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Animals Bred:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!