Blockheads R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Farms Harvested:	740
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Potions Brewed:	128	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6116	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Items Found:	2580
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	95	Alien Abductions:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	66

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

Players:	93/500	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Villages Defended:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10