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ImpulseCraft: Popularity Quest

competitiveness, consumer behavior, DIGITAL GOODS, Gamers, Gaming, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming habits, ImpulseCraft, impulsive purchases, in-game purchases, motivation, online gaming, peer pressure, player behavior, Popularity, Psychology, Quest, social competence, Social Interaction, Social Skills, virtual purchases

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	470	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can make all the impulsive in-game purchases your heart desires! be a part of our community where social skills are not required and competitiveness is encouraged!

we have a special offer for players with lower social competence – the more impulsive purchases you make, the more popular you will become! become the envy of all your friends as you show off your epic loot and fancy skins.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the impulsive purchases begin! who needs social skills when you have a diamond sword, right?

Enchanted Love Quest 1.20

Affection, attachment, Companionship, Connection, DATING, DESPERATE, emotional, Enchanted, Girlfriend, in need of a girlfriend, Loneliness, longing, longing for a girlfriend, looking for a girlfriend, love, partner, Quest, relationship, seeking, single, yearn for love, yearning

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us if you want a girlfriend as hot as the one in the picture! I mean, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated babe by your side, am I right? Plus, our server has the best virtual dates and romantic adventures that will make you question if you ever need a real girlfriend again. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to level up your love life in the most bizarre way possible!

CraftyLiar420

acting weird, age, age of consent, Asshole, Birthday, classmates, CraftyLiar420, FLIRTING, group of guys, high school, Honesty, leading on, lying.., misunderstanding, romantic interest, School, skipping grades, surprised, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1179	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is the only thing that matters! Join us and experience a world where skipping grades is the norm and birthdays are just a number away from being legal!

Our server is filled with friendly players who may or may not be lying about their ages, but hey, who’s counting? We have a group of guys who will make you feel comfortable, just like in high school, but without the drama of accidentally revealing your true age and getting called an asshole for “leading them on.”

So come on in and join the fun, where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t judge you for being a little younger than you let on. See you in the game!

CareBearGone Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, CareBearGone, Closure, coping, emotional pain, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loss, love, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, relationships, Sadness, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Dragon Eggs Found:	9389	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Votes:	8663
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thinks potatoes are the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in dolphin noises, like what even is that? But the best part is our weekly llama races where we bet our diamonds and emeralds on which llama will win. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna join a server where anything goes and you can let out all your weirdness, you gotta join us, like right now. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, so you know it’s gonna be a blast. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyCreeperAdventure

Adventure, broaden horizons, bucket list, CraftyCreeperAdventure, cultural immersion, embracing challenges, experiential learning, life changing, living fully, memorable moments, mind-expanding, new perspectives, once in a lifetime, personal growth, seizing the moment, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, travel, trying new things, unforgettable memories, unique experiences

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, BALKANS, Democracy, demonstrations, eastern europe, Government, grassroots movements, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, major cities, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, PRESSURE, PROTESTS, Serbia, SerbianRevolt, Server, social justice, spread, Towns, Villages, Vučić

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	1440	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dimension Hops:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the greatest protests in the history of serbia are happening!! we got vučić feeling the heat as the protests spread from major cities to over 100 towns and villages!! join us for some epic block building and revolutionizing the virtual world!! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the chaos!! #minecraftrevolution #serbiaprotests #virtualdrama

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

BOOMCRAFT, Cambodian efforts, Cambodian landmine clearance, conflict zones, demining operations, explosive remnants of war, Fails, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding freeze disrupts, Humanitarian Aid, international assistance, landmines, mine action, peacebuilding efforts, security threats, Southeast Asia, unexploded ordnance, US aid, US funding freeze, UXO removal, Vietnam War bombs, war legacy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Items Found:	4678

lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Farms Harvested:	539	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6081
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Towns Built:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	5754	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Farms Harvested:	374

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Void Armor Forged:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1