BlockheadHaters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Christmas Trans Boy Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Boy, celebration, christmas, Diversity, Festive, Gender Identity, gift, Happiness, holiday, Inclusivity, joy, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, PRESENT, smp, Trans, trans boy, Transgender, transgender boy, wish, Wishlist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ores Mined:	9469	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be your crazy self.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!

ExStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

bridal shower, Communication Issues, event planning, ex-stepmom, ExStepMomDrama, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, guest list, invite list, Minecraft, party planning, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister drama, social etiquette, uncomfortable situation, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8397

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!

BroPicsNoShareLOL

body positivity, BroPicsNoShareLOL, family boundaries, family dynamics, in-laws, intrusive behavior, Marriage Struggles, over interference, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, privacy issues, privacy rights, private person, sharing boundaries, sharing photos, vacation experiences, vacation memories, vacation pictures, vacation privacy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from intrusive in-laws and surf the waves of freedom! Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing vacation pictures with nosy family members.

On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.

And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Items Found:	4166
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4409	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Star Shards Collected:	73	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7539	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Towns Built:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	73
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!

The Janitor Minecraft SMP

Character, janitor, janitor character, janitor persona, janitor wrestler, Janitorial, janitorial character, janitorial gimmick, Minecraft, smp, wrestling gimmick, wrestling persona

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the janitor is the real MVP! Forget about building epic castles or slaying dragons, our janitor will sweep you off your feet with his mad cleaning skills. Join us for a chance to witness the janitor’s legendary mop techniques and see him battle against the evil dust bunnies that threaten to take over the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

NoFoodZoneCraft

airline policies, airplane etiquette, airplane rules, airplane snacks, allergic reactions, emergency medical situations, entitled passengers, flight attendant intervention, food allergies, in-flight disruptions, inconsiderate behavior, NoFoodZoneCraft, passenger entitlement, passenger health, passenger rights, passenger safety, peanut allergy, peanut-free flights, Public Safety, public shaming, social judgment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Farms Harvested:	947
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to live? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your right to not die mid-air! No peanuts allowed, so you can game in peace without the fear of an allergic reaction. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of staying alive while playing Minecraft. Don’t be booed for wanting to survive, join us today and game without the peanut pressure!

CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution

Asia, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, drone technology, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military deployment, military equipment, military strategy, N.Korea, North Korea, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, seoul, suicide drone supply, troop deployment

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Gods Slained:	1

lol ur probably thinking what does this have to do with a minecraft server? well let me tell u, our server is so lit that even N. Korea wants to join! they’re preparing to send troops and suicide drones to help us dominate the virtual world. imagine playing minecraft with actual soldiers and drones, it’s gonna be epic! join now before it’s too late and become a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Farms Harvested:	144
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6