BlockheadCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2697
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting confused by the simplest things in life, like which way is up or how to make a sandwich? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We have so many confusing twists and turns that you’ll forget what day it is.

Our server is so wild, players have reported seeing unicorns flying through the sky and pigs doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can mine any precious gems.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits, he’ll grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, he’s a tricky chicken).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be thoroughly confused in the most hilarious way possible!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
New Chunks Explored:	408736	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	595	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Emeralds Found:	847	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2862	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mines Excavated:	4284	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Potions Brewed:	194	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ores Mined:	2086
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!