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Players: 105/200 Votes: 144
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Void Armor Forged: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ores Mined: 2349
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hurting yourself in stupid ways in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and hurt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off towering structures to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves, the possibilities for self-inflicted pain are endless! Who needs real-life injuries when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Join now and start your journey to becoming the clumsiest player on the server!

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 258
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2978
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 2316
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Zombie Dances: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8613
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 191 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5861
    Crops Grown: 7426 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5428
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 7890
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Chimeras Created: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 2540
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 57 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 7446
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 88
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 2360
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5169 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

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    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 1559
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Mines Excavated: 2293 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3674 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 219 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 1293
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71
    Emeralds Found: 1103 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 1711
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8776 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 2

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8245
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Falling into the Void: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Dimension Hops: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 2562
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 55 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 9783
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 590010

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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