BlockheadAssassin | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6611	Treasure Maps Found:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	8513	Chimeras Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Love Letters Sent:	11	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Animals Bred:	65
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Votes:	2420	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4030	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4403	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	615	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	127	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	246
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3892

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Towns Built:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Votes:	2088
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	9868	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	100
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

BroSisGFBeQuietMC

air fresheners, alternative milk, big pharma, BroSisGFBeQuietMC, friends tv show, health, healthy lifestyle, Holistic Living, instagram, Matthew Perry, Media, mindful living, Motherhood, perfume, respectful communication, RFK jr supporter, scented candles, tampons, Toxins, Tums, Vaccines

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Items Found:	1406
Potions Brewed:	111	Animals Bred:	133

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP

alarm clock, alarm clock tune, alarm melody, alarm noise, alarm ringtone, alarm sound, alarm tune, AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP, daily routine, favorite song, get out of bed, morning music, morning routine, Music, rise and shine, start the day, Wake Up, wake up call, wake up music, wake up playlist, wake up song

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue over who gets the last piece of cake, we prank each other with exploding sheep, and we have epic rap battles in the town square. Plus, our wake up alarm tunes are straight fire – from Justin Bieber to the Minecraft soundtrack, we’ve got it all!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. True story, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the flip side, my dudes! Peace out!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4