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PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	9302	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mines Excavated:	4451	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	230	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ores Mined:	6391
Alien Abductions:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	3581	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ores Mined:	5205
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	284	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Void Armor Forged:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	738345
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CraftyCoupleRenoWars

Communication, compromise, CraftyCoupleRenoWars, Decision making, design preferences, financial contributions, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, home improvement, Home ownership, House Renovation, interior decorating, kitchen design, living arrangements, open plan living room, Partnership, personal space, property ownership, relationship dynamics, renovation decisions, shared living spaces

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have full control and make all the decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can renovate your virtual house however you want without any compromises!

Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!

On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of gratitude, lack of humility, lack of integrity, laziness, lose respect, Manipulation, poor communication, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time, bro. We got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a potato holding a diamond sword. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like, super smart and will build their own little villages and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

Players:	103/700	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	175	Love Letters Sent:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1