Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1452	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Animals Bred:	123

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Animals Bred:	166
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Star Shards Collected:	76	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Animals Bred:	78	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	3585
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7897
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2546

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.