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Germanic Catastrophe 1.20.6

1.20.6, aggression, catastrophe, consequences, Dictatorship, european history, fascism, Genocide, Germanic, germany, History, hitler, Holocaust, international relations, Invasion, Militarism, nationalism, Nazi regime, political extremism, Propaganda, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Hitler and all that history crap! Join our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where we can all chill and have a good time without any genocides or world wars!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt that will blow your mind!

So why waste time thinking about Hitler when you can join our server and create your own epic adventure that will go down in Minecraft history as the craziest and most fun ever! Let’s do this, bro!

Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

daily routine, digital age, Extraordinaire, funny, get out of bed, Happiness, humor, internet culture, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, morning, motivation, Online Community, Posting, procrastination, reason, relatable, Routine, sharing, smp, social media, viral content

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Agreement, Big game, city, Communication, cousin, denial, Difference, football, friendship, Girlfriend, last minute, Minecraft, misunderstanding, owed, past week, Season Ticket, seasonal worker, Server, single games, Situation, Soccer, TICKETS, TicketTussle

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic football/soccer club experience ever! We promise not to steal your tickets like that one friend did. Plus, our in-game matches are way more intense than any real-life game. Who needs season tickets when you can have a virtual stadium all to yourself? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show your friend who’s boss!

BabyBlockerCraft

adhd, anxiety, BabyBlockerCraft, Birth experience, Boundaries, child rearing, Communication, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandparents, maternal instincts, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationship dynamics, Respect, support system, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	New Chunks Explored:	836978
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

Christmas beverage, Christmas drink, Christmas treat, creamy cocktail, creamy eggnog, creamy holiday drink, dairy drink, delicious drink, egg nog, EggNogCraft, festive drink, festive treat, holiday classic, holiday drink, holiday favorite, holiday tradition, seasonal favorite, traditional drink, traditional holiday beverage, winter beverage, winter treat

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Secret Passages Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

airports, airspace control, aviation safety, border conflict, cross-border conflict, drone strike, eastern europe, emergency protocols, flight disruptions, geopolitical tensions, international incident, military response, national defense, regional security, restricted activity, restricted zones, russia, security measures, Surveillance technology, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

age, annual events, attention to time, christmas, cognitive psychology, cultural events, distortions in time perception, enjoyment, Event, Flyin, Fun, holidays, memory function, perception of time, Psychological phenomena, Ramadan, speeding up, temporal perception, Time, Time flying by, Time management, time passing quickly, time perception, Traditions, Warp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Towns Built:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

American, American cultural dominance, American cultural exports, American cultural impact, American cultural influence, american culture, American exports, American exports worldwide, American influence, American influence abroad, American influence on global scale, American influence on world, American influence worldwide, American products, American products abroad, cultural dominance, cultural exports, cultural imperialism, export, global impact, influential, influential exports, international influence, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Star Shards Collected:	75
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	151	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1055
Secret Passages Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2696	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Enchantments Applied:	128
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Emeralds Found:	3833
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Void Gems Collected:	30

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

Players:	103/100	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1