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Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8161

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	112	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crops Grown:	5972
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8602
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Star Shards Collected:	235
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Votes:	8172	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	827
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	4371	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9630	Ores Mined:	4446
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crops Grown:	9207	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	2436
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	35	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	New Chunks Explored:	15859
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	190
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Players:	91/500	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Crops Grown:	1111	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Towns Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Farms Harvested:	860	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1