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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3725 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!
