BlockHaven | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Towns Built:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Farms Harvested:	409
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Votes:	6837	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crops Grown:	9406	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
New Chunks Explored:	929039	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Towns Built:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mines Excavated:	1750	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Divine Spears Created:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2882	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	701	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crops Grown:	6144	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4906
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	88
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	3535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8705
New Chunks Explored:	240281	Ores Mined:	9379