so liek, u know how some ppl think puberty blockers r bad? well dis server is like a puberty blocker curb but for ur minecraft experience! u join dis server and u will feel liek u never wanna leave, u will be so happy u wont even think about suiciding cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community dat will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. so come join us and see for urself, u wont regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret jungle edition that is so wild, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across. From dancing pandas to singing parrots, this jungle edition will keep you on your toes!

    2. Demo Days are the best days on our server. We have demos of new features that will blow your mind. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

    3. It’s Over for boring Minecraft servers. We have taken the game to a whole new level of insanity. Get ready for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    4. Our AGDG resources are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. From mind-bending puzzles to gravity-defying builds, you’ll be amazed at the creativity of our players.

    5. Need help navigating the server? Don’t worry, we have helpful links to guide you through the madness. Whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned player, you’ll find everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Where’s the bb w love? Minecraft SMP

    Where’s the bb w love? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about that BBW love! Why settle for skinny pixelated characters when you can have some thicc Minecraft babes to keep you company?

    Join our SMP for a chance to build your very own BBW palace, complete with a buffet of virtual snacks and a dance floor that never stops bumping. But be warned, the competition for the best BBW build is fierce, and you’ll have to fend off rival players who will stop at nothing to claim the title of BBW King or Queen.

    So if you’re ready to get your hands dirty (and maybe a little greasy from all those virtual snacks), come join us on our server and let the BBW love flow! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • HonkCraft: Sheriff Showdown

    HonkCraft: Sheriff Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story…

    Imagine a world where every time you try to mine for diamonds, a herd of angry pigs comes charging at you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server! But wait, there’s more…

    We have a special event where players have to build a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The catch? The statue has to lay eggs every hour on the hour, or else the chicken comes to life and starts wreaking havoc on the server!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually amazing dancers. Join our server and see if you can survive the dance-off of a lifetime!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding pigs.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • HappyCraft Jams

    HappyCraft Jams
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone for all you blockheads out there!

    Join us and you’ll be serenaded by a choir of singing creepers, dancing pigs, and even a DJ skeleton spinning some sick beats. Our happy songs will have you grooving while you mine, build, and battle your way to victory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who can defeat it in a dance-off. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the Blocktopus!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the happy songs and outrageous adventures begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FloodCraft Minecraft Server

    FloodCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. like, we got so much water, u gonna think u in da middle of a flood. but don’t worry, we got u covered with boats and floaties for days.

    come build ur own ark and sail through da streets of our flooded city. make sure to bring ur snorkel and flippers, cuz u gonna be swimmin’ errywhere.

    we even got a special event where u gotta rescue all da animals trapped in da flood. save dem all and u might just earn a special pet to keep in ur virtual house.

    so come on down to our server and experience da wettest, wildest adventure of ur Minecraft life. just don’t forget ur umbrella, cuz it’s gonna be rainin’ blocks up in here.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 333
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CeutaCraft: No Entry Zone

    CeutaCraft: No Entry Zone
    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this server that’s, like, so epic that even Morocco tried to block it! they were, like, “no way, man, we can’t let all these players into this server, it’s too lit!” but, like, the players were all, “nah, bro, we gotta get in there and build some insane stuff!”

    so, like, there was this epic battle between Morocco and the players, with, like, TNT explosions and diamond swords flying everywhere. eventually, the players won and were able to join the server, where they built the most epic castles and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.

    if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, join the server now and show Morocco who’s boss! come build, battle, and conquer with us in this insane Minecraft world where anything is possible!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 162
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla SMP – LGBTQ+ Friendly – Whitelist

    DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla SMP – LGBTQ+ Friendly – Whitelist

    Server Information

    Established 2018
    Season Season 12 (2nd August)
    Server Location North America
    Current Members 350 server members, 550 in total

    Why Join Us?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums, available to all members
    • Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins, with Ledger to inspect/rollback
    • Organized Dragon Fights and events
    • Pokemon channel

    Mini Seasons

    Custom modded mini seasons to bridge main seasons, lasting around a month. Previous mini seasons included Vault Hunters modpack.

    How to Apply

    Join our Discord and read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket. Apply here.

    Discord

    Our server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on Discord is required for whitelisting on the server.

    Spawn Images

    View images of spawn from previous seasons here.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I apply to join the server? Join our Discord server and follow the instructions in #waitlist-form.
    What is the server economy like? We have a diamond economy with no shop plugins.
    Are events organized on the server? Yes, we have organized events such as Dragon Fights.
    Do you have anti-Xray measures in place? Yes, we have anti-Xray plugins and Ledger for inspection.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Flirty Girl Minecraft Server

    Flirty Girl Minecraft Server
    Tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can flirt with as many virtual men as you want without any consequences! Who needs real relationships when you can have a pixelated harem at your fingertips? Plus, our college-themed server is filled with wild parties and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama forever!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 4506 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Apparently Minecraft SMP the people in this picture are 23 and 24

    Apparently Minecraft SMP the people in this picture are 23 and 24
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the fountain of youth! Our players have found a way to reverse aging in real life just by playing on our server. Don’t believe us? Just ask our 23 and 24-year-old players who look like they’re in their 80s! It’s like Benjamin Button, but in Minecraft form. Come join us and unlock the secrets to eternal youth…or at least have a good laugh at our ridiculous aging process.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to find diamonds! Unlike Kevin on his bachelor trip to Mexico, you won’t have to worry about cheese dip or taco preferences here. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re a pro builder or just starting out.

    Join us for a wild adventure through virtual worlds, where you can build your dream castle without any language barriers or rude restaurant owners. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your taco preferences – as long as you’re having fun, that’s all that matters!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy good time, where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last creeper kill. See you in the game!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mines Excavated: 1272
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • WeddingWarsMC

    WeddingWarsMC
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server, where no one will judge you for your past or your grief! We understand the struggles of losing a loved one and we’re here to support you, unlike OP’s unsupportive family.

    On our server, you can build a virtual shrine for your lost loved one, like a giant diamond statue of your wife Lily riding a pig into the sunset. Or maybe you can recreate the family necklace in pixel art form and wear it proudly in the game. The possibilities are endless!

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world where grief is understood and respected. Plus, we have a strict no ghosting policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unwanted hauntings during your gaming experience.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a family necklace when you can have a virtual diamond crown, am I right?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BrokeBoiMC SMP

    BrokeBoiMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove you’re not poor! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret vault filled with stacks of emeralds for all members. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a long-lost prince who will grant you three wishes if you find his hidden castle in the sky. So come join us and show off your wealth in style! #RichKidsOnly

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 538158 Magic Items Found: 5963
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockyBattleRoyale

    BlockyBattleRoyale
    Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft while being chased by a pack of angry llamas? Well, welcome to our server where the llamas are always on the prowl and ready to sabotage your building plans!

    But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but beware of the giant chickens guarding them. They may look cute and fluffy, but they will peck you to oblivion if you get too close!

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our infamous “Parkour of Doom” challenge where you have to jump from floating island to floating island while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s like the Olympics, but with more explosions and less spandex.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills, your sanity, and possibly your bladder control, then join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for those llamas, they’re sneaky little buggers.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • 🔥TerraFirmaCreate 1.20.1⚡TERRAFIRM🔥WIPE 08/26 Minecraft server

    🔥TerraFirmaCreate 1.20.1⚡TERRAFIRM🔥WIPE 08/26 Minecraft server

    ?Epochal development

    Development on the server is built around four eras, the player will have to start with the most primitive technologies – making resources from scrap items, going through a gradual evolution, reaching nuclear technologies!

    ?Mod Combination

    During the development process you will have to study two very interesting mods – TerraFirmaCraft and Create.

    We’ve added a lot of interweaving, making all the mods interconnected, now the development will become really interesting!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Canopy: Where No Trolls Allowed, Only Friendly Trees. Come swing by for some tree-mendous fun! 🌳

    Canopy: Where No Trolls Allowed, Only Friendly Trees. Come swing by for some tree-mendous fun! 🌳

    CanopyMC <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/hilarious-memes-that-if-ylyl/">Server</a> Overview

    CanopyMC Server Overview

    About:

    We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in Discord! We just reset the map and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!

    Server Settings:

    Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla

    What We Offer:

    • Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
    • Semi-Vanilla – Server is running Spigot with plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel.
    • Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds.
    • New Hats with custom hat options.
    • Datapacks including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more.
    • Weekly Server Events ranging from UHC to brand-new games.
    • Community Builds like shopping mall, campground, farms, and more.

    Information:

    IP canopymc.net
    Discord Visit Discord
    Dynmap View Dynmap

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    How can I join the CanopyMC server?

    You can join our server by connecting to the IP: canopymc.net

    What is the average player age on the server?

    The average player age is early to mid-20’s.

    What type of events does the server host?

    We host weekly events ranging from UHC to brand-new games!

    Is the server Vanilla or modded?

    The server is Vanilla with a few plugins to help with moderation.

    Can I suggest ideas or provide feedback for the server?

    Yes, we always welcome feedback and ideas about how we can improve the server.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Magic Items Found: 3679
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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