Blockeley | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	262
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9643	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	467442	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	129	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	973	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ores Mined:	2835
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	599854	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dimension Hops:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7410
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Votes:	8450	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	8668
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4330
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	125
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	1722
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6759	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!