BlockDodge: The Ultimate Minecraft Escape

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7041
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magic Items Found:	8276

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever narrowly avoided getting hit by a flying cow in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday occurrence! Join us for a wild ride of dodging all sorts of crazy projectiles, from exploding chickens to giant flaming pigs. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to dodge the biggest bullets in Minecraft!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Buildings Constructed:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Farms Harvested:	926
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Zombie Dances:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	282
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2554
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Void Gems Collected:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Farms Harvested:	939	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mines Excavated:	3887
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	2885	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchantments Applied:	212

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7866	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!