So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
Potions Brewed: 191 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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