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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8169 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!